Sunday, 18 April 2010

Trial Run: Brain Treacle Chess Stirrup Switch (Cont'd)

Ipswich


As a Norfolk reared, Colmans slurping, son of a Canary, the tedious business of negotiating Ipswich led to a little discomfort. Mind hives. I'll keep this section short.

It was dusk, but their dusk was no more than a dirty grey sky with a rumour of blue. The ground was skiddy underfoot: grease and mud.

As with Colchester, the only food available was either reconstituted, battery farmed or from neo-colonialists Tesco. Eventually I found a good little fish & chip shop and got involved.

A fish supper is a treat once in a while. However, standing under bus bay M's awning at Ipswich bus station, scoffing soggy chips out of a polystyrene tray, surrounded by chavs drinking cheap cider and smoking tabs, I found my deep fried dinner had taken on a grimier character. Ipswich turned my battered sausage bad.

The chavs stayed in the bus shelter. I don't think they were waiting for a bus.


BrainTrea cleChessStirr upSwitch

Next stop: Diss

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